Welcome to HotHotMess

Whether you stumbled upon this blog by accident, someone is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to read it or you are here to find other kindred spirits (and by kindred I do mean others who are are also drunk/slutty/unstable) I want to say thank you. Gracias for obviously having nothing better to do, merci for your poor decision making skills and grazie for more than likely being a ridiculous human being.


Definition of HotHotMess

Pronounced \ˈhät ˈhät ˈmes\

1

: what provides amusement or embarrassment to ones self or others; specifically : drunk often slutty action or speech

2

: a disheveled exterior appearance

3

: over the top ridiculous comments and actions

4

: complete loss of control over ones emotions and actions

Examples of HotHotMess

Why am I such a hothotmess? I lost my cell phone, wallet and went home with that random guy.

Bitch looks like a hothotmess.

Synonyms: lush, outrageous, ridiculous human being, life of the party, drunk

Antonyms: organized, sober, boring, well put together

Side Note: Please don't forget that tomorrow is National 'Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache' Day. Support Movember and use your V to make a difference!




In true hothotmess fashion there will be no true rhyme or reason to the postings so you should be happy to take what you can get.